HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN ASSAULTS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was observed attacking a McDonald's employee during peak hours yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden complained loudly about the service. The McDonald's employee, identified as John Doe, attempted to de-escalate the situation, but Waden quickly escalated the